I was just checking my email, minding my own business, when all of the sudden my eyes caught sight of a picture on Yahoo News. I swear I couldn't stop myself as I clicked the link. And I swear I couldn't stop myself as I scrolled down and looked at picture after horrifying picture.
It's not so much the freakishly large, ravenous squid that bothers me. Honestly. In fact, they're pretty cool.
It's the death pit of endless, open, dark water that they are swimming in.
All I know is that now I won't be able to fall asleep tonight.
Or touch water. Ever. Again.
Or touch water. Ever. Again.
Under 'da sea.... I could never go.
Life is good on land.
3 comments:
I'm so confused by this post. But I do love you and I can respect and appreciate the discomfort that squids and deep oceans give you. That's what I'm here for.
I so love you. This post is hilarious. I'm totally still sporting a scar on my wrist from a jellyfish. There really are some creepy things in the last frontier.
I don't think its the squids that are scary, but it's the evil possessed look on that guys face that is terrifying!!
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