The most moronic, ridiculous holiday out there.
More fantastical than "Festivus".
And I love it!
So I dressed up.
Here's to 2012's elite:
Dunkirk Dave
Octoraro Orphie
Patty Pagoda
Chattanooga Chuck
Sir Walter Wally
Stormy Marmot
(and of course)
Punxsutawney Phil
Thanks, Groundhogs of America (or GOA), for doing us proud once again!
You never disappoint.
Hey, Stormy Marmot? Yeah, buddy... early spring in Colorado? You know it's going to snow 12 inches in the next 24 hours, right? Did you forget to check the news before stepping out today? That's okay. There's always next year.
Or is there? Maybe it will be February 2nd forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...
LIFE IS GOOD!


1 comment:
Excellent! Love it! Can we make it a national holiday so that we have the day off and don't have to go to work over and over and over and over and….
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