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This morning: Woke up, took some pain meds, went to the bathroom, took some pain meds. Wait.... there's two of the same thing in there.... whoops.

Me: "Gwen... I can't find my fork."

Gwen: "The bowl is right here... it must be in your bed somewhere."

Me: "I think I spooned with my fork, and now I can't find it."

Gwen: "What are you watching?"

Me: "High School Musical."

Gwen: "Oh! I watched that too when I got surgery."

Me: "What is it about drugs that make us do stupid things??"

Mom: "Oh no, are you bleeding through that bandage?"

Me: "What? No, no that's jelly from my toast. I kept missing my mouth."

Kenny: "You could be the first female president."

Me: "That would look super good on a resume...."